Thursday, 20 November 2014
Defence Ministry invites Jagat Guru Baba Rampal to tackle Kashmir border issue
After a spectacular show of strength by Jagat Guru Baba Rampal
Ji at his ashram in Hisar in which his personal Z class security commandos
disguised as supporters dismantled the Haryana Police administration and gave
the forces a befitting reply, the Defense Ministry has approached Baba Ji to
handle the Kashmir border issue and destroy Pakistan forces completely.
"We have approached Baba Ji for his blessing and have asked
him to guide us on the Kashmir border issue with Pakistan. After seeing Baba
Ji's massive power we are convinced that he will destroy the Pakistani forces
at the Kashmir border and they will never dare to fire back at us again,"
said, the newly crowned Defense Minister, Mr. Manohar Parikkar.
Baba Ji's supporters are elated with the news and celebrated by
bursting petrol bombs and acid bottles. "Finally, Baba Ji has got what he deserves,
a chance to serve the nation. We will leave no stone unturned to fight
Pakistani forces at the border. Baba Ji has ordered 1,000 brand new AK - 47
guns, 1000 tanks, 500 fighter jet planes and 2,500 rocket launchers to add to
our arsenal," said, Raj Kapoor, Baba Ji's right hand man and spokesperson.
Meanwhile, our sources have told us that underworld don DawoodIbrahim is also contemplating to hire Baba Ji and his services to secure his
future. Dawood is a most wanted criminal in India and he wants to be fully
prepared to evade any arrest operation which might be conducted against him in
future.
"Bhai does not want to take any chances and is considering
to offer a whooping amount to Baba Ji for his services. Bhai is also planning
to take elite class security service package from Baba Ji which is normally
given to terrorists from Al-Qaeda and newly born ISIS," said, Chota Raju,
Dawood's sharp shooter.
While our reporters could not contact Baba Ji for comments, he
did give a message to his supporters through video conferencing, "It is a
matter of great pride for me and my security team to fight for the nation at
the border and if by any chance Bilawal Bhutto tries to take even an inch of
Kashmir from us then we will burn him with our special Z class petrol
bomb."
Meanwhile, PM Narendra Modi's promise of good days finally seem
to be coming true with security of our nation going in the able hands of Baba
Ji.
